“There are more things in heaven and on earth, Horatio, than you dream of in your philosophy.” -William Shakespeare; Village (1.5.167-8)

As you read this widely used and still famous excerpt from one of the literary masterpieces by arguably the greatest English bard and playwright of all time, you might get the impression that this is some kind of dull, ‘good for nothing’ critical review. ‘ in a wonderful quote that is about to become a cliché, thanks to teachers and students of the English language from all over the world. Let me assure you that this article is not a ‘food for thought’ type, delivered by a grizzled, all-knowing, spare-time philosopher.

Rather, it’s about preventing your hard-earned money from going to waste, just because you felt like shelling out money to listen to nonsense from an odd-looking person, who’s ready to mesmerize you with her well-practiced speech. In fact, many times this pervasive discourse begins with the claim that angels and spirits speak to psychics in mysterious ways, something their clients cannot see, hear, touch, feel, or understand. If any clients ask uncomfortable questions and counter the psychic’s invaluable insight that is supposed to come from some higher source of wisdom, he usually has a rich store of parachute drops to save the day.

These days, there are various graduate services offered by psychics for humble fees; some of the figures are “humble” enough to exceed your monthly salary. While most of them stick to private one-on-one sessions in a room with dim lights, burning incense, and repetitive music, psychics who offer their services via phone calls, live chats, and emails are also available in abundance. . Typically, you’ll find a mix of abilities ranging from tarot card-based revelations related to all times and aspects of his life, to speaking with the spirits of his deceased relatives. The irony is that while the entire session is a dramatic spectacle, with voice modulation and brilliant execution, there are almost no statements that give you a verifiable, quantifiable answer to a specific question. In such cases, fake psychics with unmatched cold reading skills manage to dodge it by creating a win-win proposition.

The most common trick that cold readers adopt is to convince the client that both parties must participate and cooperate with each other during the session, so they often trick you into saying many things about yourself, without your being aware of it. Add to that his statement packing all the contrasting possibilities into cleverly crafted jargon to make it sound more serious, you just can’t help but gape with a shocked expression. Just for example, if you’re in your early twenties and striving to build a strong foundation for a rewarding career, you’ll likely consider me a psychic after reading my wise analysis: “Although you feel you have extraordinary talent and unique insights into a generation that can potentially alter the course of the human race, there are times when most people simply don’t see things the way the job has brought their organization…” Hit me if you’re not impressed!

We are ordinary mortals with limited intellect and as of now we are far from reaching holistic wisdom and perfection as a living species. Yes, there are many things in this universe and beyond, waiting to be explored. And with all due respect to the real ones and sincere apologies to the fake ones for daring to write this article, the same principle applies to any individual who makes a living claiming to be gifted in the form of an extraordinarily fine-tuned mind, which can feel incredibly things. subtle that are incomprehensible to gross minds. So the next time you feel overwhelmed by pressure from family, spouse or boss and you really think that fine cosmic energies can be attracted to you, it is better to start practicing meditation or take a vacation in some secluded place, than to consult a a fake psychic reader. . If, by chance, you are lucky enough to come across a genuine psychic reader of unquestionable professional integrity, please do me a favor and send me the address of the psychic, because I am really anxious to know my future.