Are you looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life or mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the purifying (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies.

From now on, whenever you need to deal with this person or the dirty bathtub full of negative vibes they left in your head, bake a cake or cookie (depending on your eating habits and cooking skills) and decorate it with the Name of this person and/or likeness. Spend some time really infusing the essence of your feelings for this person into your creation.

Then, take your time and enjoy demolishing this representative remedial receptacle, concentrating on enjoying the taste and texture of the item, as well as the act of “reducing and compressing” the person’s presence in your life. Spend the next few days meditating on how this person is symbolically working its way through your system, giving your body and soul whatever beneficial qualities it may possess while at the same time being literally dissolved and beaten into oblivion by your inner protection and parenting organs. His body knows exactly what it needs and what to “spit out” – let it do the work.

Finally, a day or so later, spend about 15 minutes in your special “meditation cubicle” sitting on your marble meditation stool contemplating said person’s final death and all the ickies associated with it. Aaaahhhhh! Don’t you feel better?

Repeat as necessary!